takingthetardistopigfarts:

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, LIPSCHITZ!

I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT.

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

finalproblem:

I apologize in advance, but there is an 85% chance I will do this throughout the run of Elementary.

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

islesandglaciers:

iamthe-badwolfandmockingjay:

 #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

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